That wacky morning crew at NPR posit the eternal "Who's the Worst Boss?"
Never let it be said that we are above petty complaints and backstabbing, but enough of this petty complaining. It's time to take a proactive stance but in a sneaky, underhanded sort of style... to wit we offer:
Fun things to do to Your Worst Boss
- replace the toilet paper in his bathroom with a roll of R19 insulation
- When he goes on vacation, send out an email stating that "He's on vacation to Thiland but if you need him you can reach him via "Pretty Boy Adult Tours"
- Relay a message for him by saying, "Boss, it's your bookie on line 1"
- During his performance review, barge in and say "Hey boss, I think I have the mess pretty well cleaned up but, um, what did you want me to do with the body?"
- In a private meeting in her office, yell loud "What do you mean you can't make payroll? No... I don't want your office furniture, I want my pay. And so does everyone else"
- Send his resume to headhunters, using his boss as a reference.
- Introduce him at the company picnic as "Living proof that being on Megans list doesn't have to be a stigma"
- Have as many people as possible make a face when they go in her office and when she says whats wrong, have everyone say:"Oh..nothing...but, is there an old fish in here or something?"
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