In the spirit of the recently departed Ann Landers (she always had us
call her "Eppie"), we want to offer some advice to a regular reader, Tad B.
from Boston who writes:
"I'm doing ok in the New New Economy, but now I am ready to meet
chicks. How do I get the beautiful babes to notice me now that I'm rich?"
Tad, its important to remember that just because you are lucky at
business doesn't mean you are lucky at love. No doubt, as a Massachusetts
based techno-geek you are familiar with Moore's Law roughly stating that chip
power would double every 18 months. That has been borne out for more than 30
years, making him the
richest man in town. But don't forget his other axiom: Moore's pick-up line.
He likes to say:"Moore is better..." Most women find him
revolting. You should not be so arrogant. If you want to score with the
honeys in the New New Economy, take our advice and beg them repeatedly, but
humbly, to spend time with you.
If you keep trying, she may say yes. (We have found that what women
say they want and what they actually want are two different things you know.)
If persistence doesn't work, fake your own death and move somewhere new.
With years of hard work, you should be able to regain a little bit of your
dignity.
10:57:10 PM
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