Wednesday, June 26, 2002

If you had an infinite number of monkeys working on typewriters randomly, you'd eventually have Hamlet. If you had an infinite number of monkeys working on calculators randomly, you'd have the accounting department of Worldcom. Especially if they were evil fraudulent monkeys. 6:35:52 PM

The whole Forbes Top 100 Celebrity List was exciting to read last week. Our call? Well, we think show business is now BIG business. Although the list looks an awful lot like our own list of celebrities whom we have been ordered to stay at least 500 feet from. Hey Britney! Maybe that restraining order you got against us brought you good luck! Ah-hahahahaha! 6:25:21 PM