THE TED WILLIAMS STORY: PART 2
As an update to yesterday's entry on Ted Williams, it has been
reported that Larry Ellison is, in fact, the highest bidder to buy the
deceased slugger's cranium. However, tradgedy struck this morning when Teddy
Baseball's melon fell out of its Fed Ex box as it was being delivered to the
Oracle CEO and rolled down the hill in front of the company's offices. It
bounced quickly down the street and through the window of a passing taxicab,
but sadly, not before bowling over and critically injuring a little Chicano
girl. Frantic calls to bay area taxi services inquiring as to whether Ted
Williams' head has turned up have not proved fruitful, but Oracle's stock has
not suffered. Quite frankly, we find the whole thing distasteful. Welcome to
the New New Economy.
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